Submitted by Anne Schmidt, Bethesda, Maryland
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2;
If you want to borrow the car, press 3;
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4;
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5;
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6;
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7;
If you want to come to eat here, press 8;
If you need money, press 9;
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening!