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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
On Sundays, its was my night to take a long hot bath - our 2 Grandsons lived with us, so that was my "time out" time - I warned everyone if you have to use the bath room - go now well, relaxing in my bubbles, a knock at the door…
More...On Sundays, its was my night to take a long hot bath - our 2 Grandsons lived with us, so that was my "time out" time - I warned everyone if you have to use the bath room - go now well, relaxing in my bubbles, a knock at the door my then 3 year old Grandson was standing on the other side - I yelled - I warned you I was taking a bath if you can't wait - use the bathroom down stairs, "Oh I don't have to go potty, I just want to see what a Grandma looks like naked. I think it was a good thing I had a lock on the door
Joan Kriz
Waterloo,IA
joank@mchsi.com
- Joan Kriz (Waterloo, IA)
Less...Tuesday, September 30, 2008
I LIVE IN A CONDO AND BEHIND MY BATHROOM DOOR IS A HAMPER, SO WHEN MY GRAND DAUGHTER TOOK HER CLOTHS OFF FOR HER BATH, I OPEN THE DOOR AND PUT HER DIRTY CLOTHS IN THE HAMPER, KARINA LOOKED AT ME WITH WIDE EYES AND SAID NANNY WHY ARE…
More...I LIVE IN A CONDO AND BEHIND MY BATHROOM DOOR IS A HAMPER, SO WHEN MY GRAND DAUGHTER TOOK HER CLOTHS OFF FOR HER BATH, I OPEN THE DOOR AND PUT HER DIRTY CLOTHS IN THE HAMPER, KARINA LOOKED AT ME WITH WIDE EYES AND SAID NANNY WHY ARE YOU THROWING AWAY MY CLOTHS, LOL SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A HAMPER I HAD TO OPEN THE WHOLE DOOR AND SHOW HER.
- BEVERLY CANNELLI (NEW WINDSOR, NY)
Less...Friday, September 19, 2008
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild…
More...A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
- Pablo Carrau (Longwood, FL)
Less...Thursday, September 18, 2008
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what…
More...At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'
The little boy nodded yes.
'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?'
The little boy nodded again.
He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass' is it?'
Again the little boy nodded.
'Good,' said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.'
- Barbara Hunting-Hanley (St. Petersburg, FL)
Less...Thursday, September 18, 2008
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief,…
More...My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
- Anonymous
Less...Thursday, September 18, 2008
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life…
More...A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
- Anonymous
Less...Thursday, September 18, 2008
Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them…
More...Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"
- Anonymous
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