Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby….
Somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, “normal” is history.
Somebody said you can’t love the second child as much as you love the first….
Somebody doesn’t have two children.
Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother….
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said being a mother is boring….
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married….
Somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son- or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home….
Somebody never had grandchildren.
-Anonymous Internet posting