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Dating Wisdom 101 – It’s Never Too Late to Date

Dating Wisdom 101 – From It’s never too late to date


The only thing you get from sitting around waiting for romance to happen is creases in your skirt.

When it comes to choosing women, men are as shallow as your bathtub.

Smile. Smile. Smile. “Why do we love babies? Their wonderful smiles make up for what’s in their diapers.”

If you don’t like what you see in the mirror, don’t break the mirror.

Most men are as attracted to cleavage as toddlers are to electric sockets and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

It’s better to eat breakfast with the morning paper than with the wrong man.

Make a habit of going to bed with comfort food, and the only thing you’ll find beside you when you wake up in the morning is a bunch of crumbs.

Your cup isn’t half-empty. It’s justwaiting to be filled. Start pouring!

No need to despair if your hourglass figure has gained half an hour. It’s never too late to lose weight.

Turn off your Shy Button. Shrinking violets bloom unseen.


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From an interview in Smashwords –

Writing books for over 50+ years, turning 90 this year, author Howard Eisenberg has written hundreds of articles, countless books –often with his late wife, Arlene (What to Expect When You’re Expecting)– for national publications. Howard’s writing has been published in the New York Times Magazine, Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest, Cosmopolitan, Parade, The Wall Street Journal, Parenting Magazine, Baby Talk, Reader’s Digest and dozens of others.

Additionally, he’s written six adult books, four co-authored with Arlene, three Guess Who (Guess Who Zoo, Guess Who Farm, Guess Who Neighborhood) books for children, and scripts for radio and TV. Howard’s latest book Adorable Scoundrels is a wry read of super poems about tenacious tots. A great-grandfather even greater writer, Howard’s website is www.howardeisenbergauthor.com




Christine Crosby

About the author

Christine is the co-founder and editorial director for GRAND Magazine. She is the grandmother of five and great-grandmom (aka Grandmere) to one. She makes her home in St. Petersburg, Florida.

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